This is quite possibly the most suggestive moment in all of video gaming. This scene is from the PS2 RPG Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia. When I first saw this I thought it was just my dirty mind being coincidental. Then I realized the writers in this game were the dirty ones...

I just lost my innocence to a video game. "It's so big." "Insert it like this." "This is my first time..." ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS!? This is why I like games that are pure gameplay (like PONG), so sick ass writers don't perv up the experience for me. If I wanted to read sexual innuendo I would have picked up that trashy romance novel at the checkout counter at Kroger's today. I understand that in this game, you're playing as an androgynous teenage boy who (like the countless teenage boys playing as the androgynous teenage boy) is curious about the hanky panky, but shamelessness like this is more appropriate for a game like Leisure Suit Larry. Besides, you should have learned about the birds and the bees from mom and dad...or at least Suzy Skeezy in the bushes during recess - NOT from a damn video game!

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written by gameh0lic , November 12, 2008

Give Tales of Phantasia for SNES a whirl... it has a few "moments"

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written by Puff , November 13, 2008

Ahhhh! What the heck is wrong with the Japanese or the people who translate their video games!?

I kept thinking it would stop...but it just kept going. Like some bad sex joke that someone didn't want to give up on. Oh the humanity!

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written by gameh0lic , November 20, 2008

tales...

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