Any time you give human beings a vehicle of expression, they are liable to try to impress you...OR degenerate the medium to portraying the most primal acts and functions. Over the past few days, humanity has been using the Spore Creature Creator to flood Youtube with tons of penis monsters, booby monsters, and vagina monsters. There's videos of monsters (though technically the same monster) bumping uglies. Spore porn (Sporn?) is all over the internet. These people are the kids that made inappropriate phallic Play-Doh shapes in pre-school. Good job, guys. You've really made Will Wright look like a genius. Here are some notable ones...
Spore Boobies
Spore Penis Monster
Spore Porn...with Donkey Punches (not a Smash Bros. reference)!
Modestly endowed
There are thousands of videos and counting. And if there's one thing I've noticed about all the exaggerated sex-organ creatures, well, let's just say you can name a lot of them Richard.
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